I relate to Blaine because he wears clothes…sometimes.– Darren Criss (via icedwhitemocha)
Cosmo Tip #455
menluda: When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
professortennant: when the sexual tension/build up in a fic is just right and your toes are curling and you’re basically speed reading and skimming because you just wanna get to the smut but also you wanna slow down and savor each brush of fingers and gaze and swooping feeling in the stomach or the biting of lips and clenching of hands and shuffling of feet and
arnazingphil: imdonebye: hop-onmytardis: imdonebye: i’m skyping with a cute boy help ACT NATURAL I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH that was super natural
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
thehawklegacy: If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
wyndamwesley: do you ever remember That One Person you once unfollowed and you’re like: “best decision ever well done, self”
aatv8: 10-roses: thedancinggallifreyan: littlelionheartedqueen: if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS MAYBE SUPERNATURAL TAKES PLACE INSIDE THE TARDIS AND THAT’S WHY SAM ALWAYS HAS WIFI
sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
everyone: thor don't do the thing
thor: I'm gonna do the thing
everyone: loki don't do the thing
loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing
stolenpandorica: elisetheawesome: kyoukokiriqiri: why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever” or ”the crimson horror” are u guys okay
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
swafflevlut: gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future this is so true and I’m on battery power saving mode
piercethefuckingsquidgy: theywillnotforceus: my bed describes my lifestyle single my bed describes my lifestyle queen.
darren-freakin-criss: twinnerd28: beatleologist-at-221b: actualcannibaljakeenglish: How many tears did The Doctor cry? A River. Was it enough to fill two Ponds? or was it enough to water a Rose?